Revocation of Independence

Enlightened Existential Empiricism

In a fit of anger her majesty Queen Elizabeth II issued the following letter to the citizens of United States of America

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure to financially manage yourselves and inability to effectively govern yourselves responsibly, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David William Donald Cameron, will appoint a Governor for the former United States of America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the…

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2 thoughts on “Revocation of Independence

  1. It was on another blog and the author posted the original version which also had a come back from the US. I thought the whole thing was a funny tongue in cheek poke at the differences and similarities of our countries. Thanks for stopping by. Maybe I will get into a schedule where I can post about the adventures of the summer. 😛

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